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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't forget the antimatter injectors

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

They’re fused again…

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

They're emittong a poloron field... compensating

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Throw em all in a pot

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

And why is the solution always remodulating the shields and/or deflector array? Couldn't the computer be smart enough to know this and just handle it? It happens like every other week!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey! Sometimes you have to invert the polarity!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

As chief engineer on a starship I would never think to do that without the captain there to remind me to.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

While we’re at it, can they build better shuttles so they don’t go crash landing every time they go out in one?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My only complaint is that Hermione should OBVIOUSLY be chronitons