this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Who put the “D” in there?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Sex ghosts.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Wesley

As in "Dammit Wesley, what did you fuck up this time"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

"When they say stay off the lawn, you stay off the damn lawn!"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's false. Not this time. We created it. It's totally made up. Pure Fiction.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"It's based."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

... in Deanna.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

doh. 21 minutes late.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

And, to be perfectly clear, when he says that he's asking her to peg him.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That’s why he does the Riker Maneuver with chairs. Gotta keep it stretched even on watch.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

😳😳😳

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Turns out Imzadi wasn't a word. Troy just kept whispering "it's my D" during sex and Ryker got confused. She just let it go on that long because she and her mom thought it was hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Rated TV-PG

violence, sex, nudity, fear, substances, language, gore