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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

How many women own cybertrucks???

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

The cyber truck is the vehicle for the man who wears a fedora with a t-shirt.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

When I saw what community this article is posted in I almost choked.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I have a song I sing whenever I see a Cybertruck. It's sung in a low, gravelly, MANLY voice. The lyrics go like this:

Cybertruck! I'm a douchbag with too much mon-eey. Cyberbruck! I'm a fan-boy making bad decisions! My mon-eey makes me cool. Look at me compensating! etc...etc

Does anyone remember how, back in the early 2000s, some people would take picture of their hand flipping off a Hummer they saw on the street? I'm getting a similar vibe.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

aluminum frame, steel skin. they put the horse in the cart and had the fare-payers pull the whole thing lolol

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