this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (4 children)

”We have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepy time, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger with honey, ginger without honey, vanilla almond, white truffel, blueberry chamomile, vanilla walnut, constant comment and... earl grey.”

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"Did you make some of them up?"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's just alcohol spiked with acetaminophen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I said what I said, tea mom

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Maybe some southern style sweet tea if you need a little pick me up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Bread makes you fat??

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Only rakatajino passes these lips.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"You know what Cardassians have for breakfast? Fish juice. Hot fish juice. After six months, I was hoping for the Klingons to invade. At least they know how to make coffee."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I wonder how likely it is that aquatic alien animals would have a taste or scent we'd think of as fishy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

He doesn't say it tasted or smelled fishy, just that it was the juice of fish... and he apparently hated it.

What are the odds it has a similar aroma to Terran coffee beans?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dax looked absolutely fantastic in this episode.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

All episodes

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mhm I wonder how Leeola Root Tea would taste.. or how potent in killing Tom Paris it would be.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Jadzia was the star of that show.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Oolong Johnson?