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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Hawking, my guy, why have you forsaken us? 🥺 I believed in you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (34 children)

That’s easy to explain, having cut a lot of cucumbers in my life. Since the actual nucleus of an atom is much smaller than the atom including its electrons itself, the probability of hitting the protons or neutrons is so small, that I’d need to live for a few thousand years and cut 1 cucumber per second nonstop, before this scenario happens even once. It is not impossible, just very improbable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Not with that attitude.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

You're doing it wrong. The mouse just diced a cucumber really, really l, small.

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