Alone again, naturally
Edit: obligatory link to song
this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2023
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We have all either forgotten we had sex, or we politely pretend sex never happened... Kind of like a school reunion really... (Forgotten is most likely.... )
What an amazing room! What an odd collection of people, hi what do you do....
I hope there's name tags! That could get awkward quickly... Maybe some games? I hope it's at a Dave & Buster's.
None of them would know what the connection is.. at first. That would be some serious cringe as they all realize I am the common denominator. π
Well, I hope the event is catered, at least.
Most likely I'd find wife and then sneak out with her.
I enjoy the peace and quiet.
I apologize to one for just using her for sex, catch up with 3 others, just chat with the one I still talk to on and off.... Genuinely sounds like it could be a pleasant evening. Might bust out a board game or something.
Have several panic attacks probably
Do I remember any of it?
You mean whatever happens around you in said room?
Yeah, you would.
No I meant all the previous sex. If itβs all people I donβt remember that would make it awkward.
It would otherwise be under "normal world circumstances".
You remember what you remember now and you remember more/same/less in the room when you see people.
Iβll probably just check out of that situation, thanks though.
A few of them would wonder why there are women and men in that room, but a few would already know why.
why there are women and men in that room
Is it strange to see/find people in a room?
The room doesn't suggest anything on its own - it's just an ordinary room.
I'll have to find a way to convince my gf that these woman are in fact not prostitutes and I've never seen them before......
Am I alone, or there are clones of myself in the room with me too?
If you have had sex with yourself, then maybe...but I don't count masturbation so...how...?
50 women talking shit about me does not sound fun. At all.
And there's bound to be a dozen or so I don't recognize.
We'd probably talk and listen to music. At least it wouldn't be that weird, talking to myself, since the room is empty.
Well they two of them already managed to find each other on their own independently. So I'll still get ganged up on. In a sort of friendly way. I still have a good relationship with those two.
The third person I'll have to spend most of the evening trying to avoid because she is actually really annoying. Which I can now clearly see now that I'm not 18 anymore.
How did this ballroom get hired at such short notice?
Those three people already know each other, so...