this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Computer. Bailey's, in a shoe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Make an assessment

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

"Y'all ever assimilated Bailey's out a shoe before?"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Do you want to come to a club where people wee on each other ?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Meet you in Holodeck 3 later?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I'm sure Riker would be interested in observing this mix-up. He seems like he might be willing to boldly go.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

"What do you got there?"

"I'VE GOT A MANGINA!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Gregg would love those creamy beige walls

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

"Officers, you have 2 hours. On your mark, get set, BAKE!"

Oops. I stumbled into a temporal paradox for a moment, there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

What's this phaser in my head for?

Nothing to do with Starfleet.

It's attached to your hull, motherlicker!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Saw the title and expected:

🎼 Hey, shake a leg. It's Captain Greg! 🎶

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I watched his stand up, it was weird how unfunny it was and how people were laughing anyway. I think maybe he thinks he's really funny and people have just been going along with it, or something?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Do you enjoy other absurdist humor? Monty Python, Heathcliff comics post 2002?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yes, in principle but it's all in the delivery isn't it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

So yes on Monty Python, no on modern Heathcliff.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

As in person or is a recorded thing I can watch?