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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

US:

A common murderer-for-hire is difficult to hire because they'll probably take your money and disappear. A muderer-for-hire that won't get caught is impossible to hire because they don't advertise to the common person.

If you want the full package then it'll cost you five to ten years: Commit a somewhat violent crime to avoid being sentenced to minimum security prison. You'll have lots of time. There's not much to do except be violent and learn whatever you want from other inmates and books. Choose your friends wisely.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Ask Tiger King πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

eBay has them for cheap using the Buy it now option. ☺️

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But then the victim isn't included in the price and costs twice as much.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's too late! Now I'm screwed! 😭😭😭

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Call your credit company and block the transaction.

Remind them that if they don't, you have a hitman awaiting a victim.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Just contact the ICA and ask for Agent 47.

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