this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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aka the "Yes, bloody D" Edition

What kind of fun and cheeky shenanigans are the lower deckers of the NCC-1701-D getting up to?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Place Spot in Warf's quarters again

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It would be dishonorable to deny that cuteness.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He is a good cat, he is a pretty cat

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Last 1 minute with Moriarty...with the holodeck safeties disengaged.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Even if he chooses not to kill you, he'll destroy your self-confidence through verbose mockery.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Holodeck safeties on or off he still destroys you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What I would like to see is Moriarty vs Garak, ‘cutting remarks’ for the win.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Am I the only one who is confused as to how this is BINGO? This is just a list...

[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The meaning of things tends to get lost over time. There's no grid involved, just a hit-list of odd challenges for younger/inexperienced crew. Please enjoy this marshmelon.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, so you don't know what bingo means. I see.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"Blackout bingo" where the grid becomes irrelevant. This whole post is based on A Strange New Worlds episode where the game was simply a list to be completed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Lasting a minute against Moriarty doesn't seem very difficult. Especially since I'm not Sherlock, and wouldn't be able to pursue him even if I wanted to. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reassign Guinan to Engineering. Watch the hilarity ensue before the ship explodes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Never know. She, like Pelia, may have some training from decades/eons past.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Guinan, the George Santos of the Enterprise.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Compete to see who can rebuild Lore the fastest

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I feel like, no matter how that plays out, everyone loses.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Jeffries tunnel races. Nacels to bridge. (Data DQ)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Keep an eye on those cheating bastards from Delta Shift!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did he erect an elaborately timed series of force fields to impede the other contestants, which was not explicitly called or as poor behaviour beforehand?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I like this list but we really need to stop with the senseless violence against warp cores.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

dejected_warp_core:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Who said fun was senseless?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eject the warp core for some reason

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Some young Shaxs tomfoolery.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Find Blazin Bev's stash