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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You couldn't make a sequel to The Matrix because it shouldn't be made.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (5 children)

You couldn't make Casablanca today because that movie already exists.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Any Will Smith movie.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You couldn't make Taxi Driver today, because Travis would have already died by suicide in a school shooting before reaching adulthood and getting a job. Plus watching Travis's nihilism growing not out narcissistic disgust with the seedy underbelly of New York, but out of love for the seedy underbelly of 4chan, wouldn't really have the same kick to it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Also it would be Uber Driver, which sounds dumb for a movie name.

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