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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I do not understand how men could have trouble finding the clitoris. It's right the fuck there! I dive straight for it and I ain't letting go.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah! Bite down and give it a good shake!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I once was with a girl who literally requested that. She kept saying harder until I had to stop and say "if I go any harder, I'm going to be literally eating your pussy."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

“What have you been doing down there if not eating this pussy?!”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

reminds me of that scene in american psycho where pat bateman literally eats pussy

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, this is a thing I’ve only seen in the past few years. I think, over time, what used to be “men can’t find the G spot” turned into “men can’t find the clit,” and I genuinely believe this just came from a misunderstanding about them being different parts.

It’s like how “literally” turned into meaning “figuratively”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Ironically showing that some people definitely can't find the G spot

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I durring a family game of cards against humanity I along with several other people discovered that my uncle didn't know what a clitoris was. After a brief discussion it became clear that he knew what and where it was, he had just never heard the word clitoris.

I'm willing to bet that a lot of people just dont know the terminology. If you asked them what the epididymus was I'm sure you'd get the same reaction. People, especially older people, are just very poorly educated on genital anatomy.

As far as guys who ignore the clit durring sex, I'm 99% sure that's just because they don't want to put any effort into their parteners pleasure and "not finding the clit" is an easy excuse. Like, "Sorry lady, I can't make you cum, but it's not my fault that vaginas are weird and confusing for my aerodynamic brain."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nononono. You can’t dive straight there, you see for women it ends there, not starts there, are you a caveman?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We are going to need an elf, a wizard, 1 man child, 3 hobbits and my ax. We shall call it the fellowship of the clit!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I will take the ring to Mt. Womb....though I do not know the way.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I will help you bear this burden

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Fellowship of dongReddit expatriates

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

That's the cervix.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's judging because this is Boomer af.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think the only saving grace is that it's a self own?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That's fair.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Last time I visited Iceland I missed going to the national penis museum and I still think about what I missed to this day

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You still think about penises?

^(same)^

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have never visited Iceland, but three of my names are carved into a monument in Reykjavik

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

o7 Fly Safe. Fly cloaked.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

"Can't find the clitoris" is kind of a boomer joke tbh.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are there really people who don't know where the clitoris is, or is that just a meme?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

It’s deep in the throat, right? Jokes aside, if you don’t know by now you’re never finding out (hint: it’s not in the throat)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I Romania you have to go pretty far north to find it and it's tiny.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Domnului, huh?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

North end of the museum. Just look for the little man in a canoe.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Is it not a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt for so small a thing? So small a thing! And I have seen it only for an instant in the house of Elrond! Could I not have a sight of it again?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This store is dark and smells bad, are you sure?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Next door in the other direction

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Find me in the G spot section"

"I will miss you forever"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Inside, towards the front. There’s a little button there. Tell me if you need GPS coordinates

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

all together now boys “where’s that?”

Fucking hell. I wasn’t born with much but I was born with the gift of humour and I’m not gonna waste this like he di.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure that's the joke he was making

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It 100% is the joke being made in the past.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

In this case the "Oh no" implies he won't be able to find it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Lost and gone forever