this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 120 points 2 months ago (3 children)

hes really mean to me

become friends with him

[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Literally explained everything in the post

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Honestly same

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

Because having someone, even if they treat you badly, can be better than having no one.

Source: fuckin been there

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I did this in school, the bullying got less severe because of it.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The whole plot was going there and then it didn't happen

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Here is the second half by popular demand

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

4chan has really perfected the disaster narrator

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

How wholesome.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

There we go.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Let's fucking go

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

theoretically, that could be written by a different person
/s they're both anonymous

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

at least that way we know its real

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He cut ended the story right before it started.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Is there a second season?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I waz waiting for the "choo choo".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

racist what now