I think you'd definitely want a federal minimum security camp. Think more along the lines of mail fraud or some other white collar crime.
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Sorry about your situation. You bring up a good point. Our economy and gov is so shit about housing, that it actually does make sense to commit a crime to have a place to stay. I'm guessing, it would be better to commit some kind of non-violent white collar crime? I don't know. I'm not a lawyer. This just sucks. Sorry. ๐
What's the safest way for peasants to rid themselves of a dictator who is killing their young men in a stupid vanity war?
Carry out targeted attacks on the people and institutions that create the situation that you're in. Find other people in a similar situation with little to lose; there is safety in numbers. If people affected by this banded together, the problem would cease to exist.
Anything drug related.
If you grow a few mushrooms they can charge you with manufacture and give you like 10 to 20 years.
Don't be in New York.
If you went to sweden and made some enough bad crime, you'd get ss and food and shelter til they figure out how to ship you back.
Ot find a european soulmate to marry!
Something tells me that someone this desperate doesn't have money for a passport and a plane ticket.
Be white.