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This kills the christian (lemy.lol)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

Sins for thee but not for me

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Reposting in a such a short time is actually a sin and it was traditionally the inquisitiors' job to hunt down anyone who commits such an atrocity.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Eh, ain't ego if it's true.
Ok but the church uses the gold for cool hats and missions to Africa, they don't fire it into space.
To be fair, he also destroys people for obeying him.
To be fair, half of those people were furries.
Yea I got nothing.
Dude spent T = -Inf to T = 0 not eating, mans allowed a snack
He'll get to it^tm^

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

jesus has two fursonas, Aslan and the Easter Bunny.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Let's not forgot the Agnus Dei!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

You forgot the classic; dehumanize nonbelievers and allow yourself to kill/torture based on nothing but belief!