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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Some of you feel sorry for the creamer, that is because you are crazy. Tacky items are easily replaced by better ones, from Ikea.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This reads like a bad AI wrote it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's from an old commercial, pre-AI

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Jesus dude that reference is getting downright esoteric lol I don't think I've ever seen a television ad for Ikea before lol

Here it is for anyone who was as confused as I was

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

It's the only Ikea ad I can ever remember seeing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Maybe don't be a little baby who breaks things in a fit of rage. Next time you feel like taking your anger out on physical object, simply don't. Breaking something, feeling bad about it, and learning from the experience is an important part of growing up.