this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

superb owl 1312

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

*And owl do it again

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

To reiterate, that was an owl and not a parrot.
Asked to comment on the incident, a spokesperson for parrots says he is glad that no parrots were involved.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Thus proving the case from The Staircase: owl do that shit, it's scary, could easily make you tumble down stairs to your death and would leave you with lacerations with microfeathers in your scalp. There.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago