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[–] [email protected] 118 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm just happy for the red circle, without which I could never have completely understood this meme.
sensible chuckle

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

The red circle is for people who cannot see.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"Now I really get it!"

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks for the red circle. I nearly didn't notice that comment.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Omg does Lenny have a community for unnecessary red circles?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just searched and didn't find any. Want to create one together? Haha

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just searched and didn't find any.

If only there was a red circle to help us find it!

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago

I'm so glad that red circle was there. I would have totally missed the joke.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

What actually happened is far far worse.

She was the first American Girl doll who could hear, and they’ve gone and made her deaf.

Poor thing.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah that's the neat part, rest of them are spy dolls made by nsa

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

dolls aren't real

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (3 children)

can someone tell me where in the picture i’m supposed to be looking

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

First look at slightly above center and read 2 lines in a centered window 80% of image width. Then aim for 95% down, 95% left and read a line 85% of image width.

Always happy to help the visually impaired appear normal in public!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Could you add a flashing arrow pointing to where I should look. One for each step that is. Thanks

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you the first doll from American Girl with eyesight loss?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

i just might be

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

top right, thank me later

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Note that it is not blind. It can still see you.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Whatever you say, Mr. Tom, a dildo lover.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Also this one comes with hearing aids. So it can still hear you, just not as well as the others.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

"I'm Talky Tina. And I have a cochlear implant."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Also, why had that American girl been holding the doll captive?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow, finally, a doll for me!

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That’s mean. HoH children will love the representation. They have very few relatable characters in media.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I'm waiting for the first blind one

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What was the title trying to say? I'm trying to read it from a different point but no results.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

The doll has a little hearing aid.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Short answer is all American Girl dolls come with backstories and related gear. They also publish books with the dolls as the main characters

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I didn't expect a doll to be characterized as having hearing loss, so nothing was adding up.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Remember when some cheap company sold a bunch of bald, unfinished Bratz dolls and tried to claim they were going through chemotherapy?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That sounds amazing but I can't find that by searching for it. Do you have a link?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well it’s nice to know that their new haunted doll cannot hear us. Unless of course we sign, or otherwise use our hands in an exaggerated manner while speaking.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I suspect the doll with hearing loss knows sign language.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shit I need to go apologize to my haunted doll.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

WAIT, I’M HAUNTED?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m presuming American Girl is a company, and not an UnSub

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, just a random young female American who likes improsoning toys 🤷

She has a brother named Sid, evidently..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The thumbnail looks like a toy Sids sister would have actually

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Of course they can, haven't you seen Toy Story?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Old but gold