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It definitely was a good idea though (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Such a good idea it gives me an idea for an award with a prize attached

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

I'll call it the Me Prize

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Someone give me some context

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Alfred Nobel invented dynamite, for mining, by doing what the meme says (I don't know what "fossilized algae" refers to, but it makes the nitro not go boom, when it really wants to boom). After seeing what it was eventually used for (bombs. Lots and lots of bombs) he regretted ever making it. He set up the Nobel Peace Prize as a result, to try and even the scales a bit, so to speak

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don’t know what “fossilized algae” refers to

Looked it up:

Nobel found that when nitroglycerin was incorporated in an absorbent inert substance like kieselguhr (diatomaceous earth) it became safer and more convenient to handle, and this mixture he patented in 1867 as "dynamite".

Diatomaceous earth consists of the fossilized remains of diatoms, a type of hard-shelled microalgae.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Nobel#Nobel_Prize

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diatomaceous_earth

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ooh. Diatomaceous earth is also the best safest healthiest most humane method of fending off bed bugs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I'm all for being humane but I would stab a bed bug with a pin and yell "die, fucker". Same goes for mosquitos, ticks and fleas.

Isn't diotemacious earth cancer causing if you breath it in?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

For a fun prank, pour out a small drop of Nitroglycerin and smack it with a hammer to scare your friends. :^)

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 months ago

Ah, a fun little joke I can do with the nitroglycerin I definitely don't have because that would probably be illegal