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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Is a spooky dooky when you take a big shit and then there's nothing in the bowl?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I think that one is called a ghost shit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I the that's a fart.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So this is a US thing, with the weird half-full-of-water bowls, right?

I've had a messy clog maybe once in my life, but evven then it didn't just fill horrifically with water and overflow. It's such a trope that all I can assume is that maybe US toilets do that sometimes?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

American plumbing sucks. I never once clogged a toilet in my 10 years living in Germany - those things would suck down ANYTHING. Here they sometimes just decide to back up for no visible reason.

But like the other poster said, they rarely overflow - you just have a gross bowl of water to deal with trying to plunge it down.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's really only kids / idiots that overflow the toilet, since it takes several flushes on a fully clogged toilet to get the water level that high.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok, so my toilets are like 23 years old, I have no knowledge on how they work, but both clog easily and both overfill if you don't shut off the water.

What the fuck is wrong with my toilets/plumbing?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

my toilets are like 23 years old

You're more than two decades out of date with design and material improvements. And I'm guessing there are likely issues with things like gaskets and seals that are causing problems. Go pick up some new toilets and hire a plumber to install them, since you may need new valves, flanges, and who knows what else.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean that makes sense. i probably just needed someone else to say it before I felt comfortable putting that money down. thank you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You bet! While you're at it, you should seriously consider installing one with a bidet seat. It will, quite literally, change your life. It's that much better. There are cheap ones available on Amazon that you can install yourself, or you can splurge for a nice toto washlet or similar. Either way, go for it!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

oh I got one of those. you better fucking believe it changed my life. like I think I might be the only person I know with one, and honestly, it's really gross to think of how many people don't use them

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Preach it brother. When I try to tell people about how amazing they are, I usually get the same reaction of eww gross. So I always respond with: "If you got human poop on your arm, would you just wipe it with dry toilet paper and consider it clean? Or would you wash it?" That usually lands it home.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I just thought way too long about "and what about non-human poop?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Quite literally one of the best experiences. Not sure why this isn’t more popular over here.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It happens occasionally, it's not like they overflow after one flush. You flush, notice the water isn't going down, plunger it, and usually you're good

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

"Surely the weight of a few more gallons will push it th-- ah, fuck!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Plus there's a knob where the toilet water hose connects that you can turn off if you see it filling up so that it doesn't overflow

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That won't stop it from overflowing. You need to pop the lid off the toilet, push the float down, and unhook the chain going to the flap.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The flap should stop the toilet from flushing once the tank is empty. You shouldn't need to do anything manually to stop it. That's why people are concerned that your toilet overflows. A single flush should never cause your toilet to overflow, even if it's clogged.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, but people tend to have the habit of flushing at least twice in hopes the second time works, despite past experience.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This entire conversation confirms that apparently yeah, US toilets do this and as usual Americans will blame just about everybody for a problem that is readily solvable instead of actually fixing it.

I didn't think I was gonna end up with toilets as a metaphor for, you know, health care, political corruption and gun control, but here we are.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure, I'll just smuggle in European toilets to replace the perfectly serviceable toilets in my house.

Shall I remove the toilet seats and paper as well to really get that "Spanish gas station" feel?

Or maybe - just maybe - it's not a big enough problem for anyone to take the time to fix.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I rest the hell out of my case. That case is so rested it's fully asleep.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Turn off the water you fool! We'll drown!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The spooky flood is coming, were boned

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

tyre, sealed one side with thick industrial fabric & glue. plonk yourself down on that. moves it along.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It’s called a return to sender situation

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of the most stupid way a german captain sank his own uboot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Spooky dooky.