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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Oh NOEZ!

This one is gonna make me cry for sure. Did he get drunk and punch his truck? Stupid truck shouldn't be talkin' back.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Already here. It's called repossession.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Had to double check the instance.

How is it theft?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you make someone's self driving car drive to your property, to use it as your own? Sounds like stealing to me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, I thought we were talking about repossession.

Is that not what we are talking about?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Sorry, please define what you meant by repossession then. As I understood, they were saying what I described would happen to the car, and you called it repossession. I was just rolling with the word I thought you were using.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I have Panthera in my ears rn (I know, right), so that's my guess of what they'd come up with.

She was driving me crazy

I was riding her like it's honeymoon

We both took petals from (this) daisy

Knowing full well it'd end very soon.

Nothing

Artificial

I had a bonner

So that's official.

If you are not computing, I'd give you a clue

Fuck the machine before it fucks you.

Chorus: Fuck the machine before it fucks you.

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