this post was submitted on 12 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 95 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Someone reported this as NSFW, but I don’t see it. This is just Grandpa Simpson gumming a cucumber with his dentures out.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

This somehow made it worse and now my gums hurt.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago

Larry out here getting gummed on by grandpa Simpson over there.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is this how pickles are made?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

yes this is lacto-_ass_illus fermentation style. The anerobic environment allows for the production of _ass_etic _ass_id and lactic _ass_id which gives you that familiar tanginess.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Today I learned I'm a fabulous dish!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Trying to imagine what a glitter infection tastes like. Sherbet? Custard, maybe?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I was recently thinking - is this like a real thing? Or is it more like a joke since cucumber looks the way it looks?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 months ago (1 children)

try it out, see if it feels real or more like a joke

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

Help cucumber stuck in ass

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Ime, people who are curious about anal and want to try putting something up their butt aren't big enough to take cucumbers (or at least they think so, you're stretchier than you realize), and people who can take larger stuff have actual toys that are better in every way. Although, as improv dildos, they're actually not bad imo. Better than most everything else I tried when I was a curious butt noob

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Its not always a cucumber.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A cucumber is more inspicious than well...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Did you just make up a word?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I guess I did... I meant inconspicuous.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think the word is perfectly cromulent but as the creator it falls upon you to define it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Inspicious is a word you’d use to berate someone who is being instupituous.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Where can I get a kinky cucumber that does not judge me?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

I hate it when that happens.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I love a good veggie salad toss!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Hey she might actually be a fabulous dish. Hard to tell at this range

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Could still be part of a dish,tho. Delicious? I'll let you decide.