this post was submitted on 11 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Who even has a house phone anymore? My condo offers it as part of the amenities, I sure as hell don't want it. Just so telemarketers can harass me daily

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You know cell phones aren't actually attached to the hand right? They can be left anywhere, like in another room.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Dude, that's literally insane.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Sometimes I cover myself in blankets as a burrito, just to realise that my phone is in my pocket and I would need to un-burrito myself to take it. Long story short if anyone calls I just call them back from desktop telegram. :)