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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

millions of years of evolution wiring our brains to make sex feel good so we don't accidentally kill off the human race by forgetting to do it

dumbasses want to play badminton or some shit instead

Well ok.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Rules of acquisition number 30: There are no huMON feeeemales on the internet.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Some cases but not really, my friend group everyone maybe except 1 already has a significant other so no one bothers the girls. And we all play DotA 2 lmao

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

this happens to me constantly with girls as a man

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