Finally it makes sense!
this post was submitted on 04 May 2024
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Duracell should rebrand.
- Duracell
- Duraacell
- Duraaacell
- Duraaaacell
The big ones: Durcell, and Curcell
Shouldn't the big ones be Durdcell and Durccell?
Also: Dur9vcell.
I would think the bigger batteries would start with DDuracell
Even better :-]
What about the D-cell though?
"D" is the sound it makes when it hits the bottom.
After the crush, they shout CR2032.
That's why they are only half the length. ^^
D is the dastardly bastard that threw the first one down the hole.
9v batteries are actually 6x AAAA batteries in a little case.
I also saw some small rectangles batteries stacked
If you want to also be pedantically technically correct, 9V batteries are often made from 6 AAAA cells. Most of the things people call battery are actually cells, the common batteries are 9V (6x1.5V cells) and 6V (4x1.5V cells) alkalines, 12V lead-acid (6x2V cells) and electric vehicle batteries (lots of 3-ish volt cells of various lithium technologies)
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hits the bottom with a D