this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Klingon, muthafucka, do you speak it?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

SAY "KHITOMER" AGAIN! SAY "KHITOMER" AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE-DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!! SAY "KHITOMER" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Does Captain Picard look like a p’takh?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Data, can you run a self-diagnostic on your optic sensors and, if it checks out, check your logs from the last time you saw Mr Wallace."

"Accessing now. Sensors read intact inclusive of the last time I was in the presence of Mr Wallace."

"Thanks Data. Now, anaylze that sensor log and let me know if Mr Wallace looks like a bitch."

...

"Data, I could use your help again. Can you check your audio sensor logs for me. Did this MF say 'what' again, about 2 seconds ago?"

"Of course, Geordi...My audio logs are intact, and I can confirm with certainty that he did say 'what', again."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This sounds like a perfect use case for AI generation. Give it a few more years and pulp trek might become a thing.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Well now I need Samuel L. Jackson as a Klingon in literally any Star Trek show.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

why is it geordia on top and whorf on the bottom? Does not seem to make sense.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Listen, your fan theories about which character is the top and which character is the bottom don't have a place in Risa. /s

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I would think risa would be the main place for the discussion. I mean remember when picard walked around risa with that raging horga'hn

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

There are 2 answers. Answer 1: remember that Worf episode where he's moving through quantum realities? That. Answer 2: fuck you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Well I'm a photon torpedo-laying motherfucker, motherfucker!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Dear Lord that second one is cursed.