this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

That painting ain't right

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

That would be Robert Hillebrand. I believe his father was King at the time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Fiend! The purse you clutch is my own! I know you not!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

This is yet another reason why it's better to drink at home, by yourself!

All you have to do is give the bartender a handjob at the end of the night!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

If you're not hot, at least have money. Bartenders do like being tipped.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Nah, it's because you ordered the ice cream drink and the bartender does not want to have to clean the fucking blender again for your $1 tip.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You need to flash a lil bit of the "Washingtons"...or the "Bens" if the first/second.. don't work, hahahaah.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, the ones that do pay attention, though... They get fucking paid in tips at 2-3x what the vapid people give. Not that all attractive people are vapid, but yes, there's an association...