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[–] [email protected] 55 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (13 children)

This is funny but I have a slight feeling that it's made up

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (7 children)

The one that seems slightly unbelievable to me is the "body count". Unless he didn't know what it's used for now and was trying to play it off as a joke.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (5 children)

... What is it used for now? I have a guess, but if correct, I've never heard it used that way.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Body count is how many different people you've had sex with. Or how many you've murdered, but usually at a get-together it's the first one.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The first one was my guess, but I've sincerely never heard it used that way.

The second one is the way I've heard it used before.

Thank you for the answer.

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