this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

He's going to let a spider crawl on his penis in the name of gooning isn't he? I really want off this ride.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bro, if it bites him he will get a spider dick that shoots webs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

My dick already shoots white sticky thing

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