this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2025
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[โ€“] [email protected] 134 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (13 children)

be 20 y/o permavirgin

I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.

Happy the poster found happiness for the following reasons:

a) he got laid

b) he's no longer a virgin

c) he found happiness

d) he found someone to love and that loves him back

e) there are two more people happy in the world

but, holy turtle on a skateboard, am I really happy for having one less doofus complaining of being alone.

Bring on the hate! I love you all!

[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

๐Ÿ˜ we love you too dude

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