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I'm over 30, SpongeBob existed when I was in middle school.
Yeah, I'm over 40. SpongeBob didn't exist when I was in high school.
Hmmm with this we can deduce that SpongeBob was created sometime after 40 year olds went to highschool but before 30 year olds went to highschool 🤔
I've been on Lemmy since the exodus, but I've gotten into the habit of nuking my account every time I fuck up with some stupid comment.
It's okay to delete comments, I do it all the time. I try to keep a Mr Rogers vibe but if I don't I feel bad, even if I think I'm right.
That's what I do, but I always eventually get paranoid that people will recognize my username and make jokes at my expense. In my mind having a long-term username turns me into a public laughingstock.