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[–] [email protected] 111 points 5 days ago (29 children)

Zero emissions? I know people find it ha ha funny, but farts legitimately contain methane and other green house gassses.

Cows for example are a large contributor of GHG

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 days ago (7 children)

plus if we had as many horses as we did cars we would be living in a horse shit apocalypse.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Compress into brick, then build tower. Now you also have tower.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

And it'll be built like a shit-brick house

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