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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (28 children)

A recent survey (n=1) has come to the following conclusions regarding goodness of members of the Brassica family:

  • broccoli: 5/5. Godly. Fry in pan on very high heat, severly searing the outside, but keeping the inside crisp.
  • savoy: 4.5/5. Very versatile. Easy to grow yourself. Smells amazing.
  • kale: 4.5/5. Must have in winter.
  • green cabbage: 4.5/5. Cheers from Sauerkraut country!
  • turnip: 3/5. Alright. Sometimes nice to have. Great raw with dip.
  • cauliflower: 2/5. Tastes like nothing. Only this high up because my ~~control group~~ girlfriend loves it.
  • Brussel sprouts: 0.5/5. Technically edible.
  • Broccoli, cooked: warcrime.
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (7 children)

Brussel sprouts are a vehicle for garlic butter and bacon, like bread.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So why not just do bread?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Nutrition bonus multiplier.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Salad + garlic bread. Final offer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Only if it's sourdough, then we got a meal deal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ima do brussel sprouts on garlic bread just to make you mad.

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