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"You see, Frank, now that I identify as a publicly traded company..." (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Corporations aren't people.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

"That's where you're wrong, Deandra. Corporations are people, an' they got a right to own property, votes, and elected officials as much as anybody else! So I say if Mac wants to dedicate himself to generating profit for his shareholders then that's his right and I'm not gonna stand by while you try 'an take it from 'em!"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

"In fact! [Opens wallet] Hey Mac, now that you've announced your IPA I think I'd like to get in on the action and invest a little, what do ya' say? How many shares you got and what's your ask?"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

"I built this company with these hands. Built it from the ground up...

It's done? Oh. Good. Right. All right, that's it. It's over, you can all go."

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