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[–] [email protected] 82 points 2 weeks ago (18 children)

why jesus cakes hanging out

Also my money on the four armed elephant dude with an axe

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

Yes it looks like an iron axe, and God has a problem with Iron:
https://biblehub.com/judges/1-19.htm

Judges 1:19

The LORD was with the men of Judah. They took possession of the hill country, but they were unable to drive the people from the plains, because they had chariots fitted with iron.

So the idea that God is almighty is pretty ridiculous, according to the Bible that is.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I never actually read much of the thing

I just assert that the burning bush was absolutely cannabis sativa, despite any solid evidence to the contrary. I don't care that it's not native to the region or whatever.

Anyways, why the fuck was he driving people out of the plains? Homies were just chilling in their iron chariots.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I can't claim to have much experience in the matter, but I don't think people who just chill generally have chariots fitted with iron. Like if your neighbor happened to have a tank and a bunker, would you say they're just chilling?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Plus they had already taken the hill country from presumable whoever was there. So if I’m in the plains country, I’m not gonna be super chill with these land takers all up in my shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah once Phil takes his resperidone and valium combo he's chill as fuck

Wish his wife didn't poach more than half the valium though. Fucking rude as hell. I wanted some.

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