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[–] [email protected] 139 points 1 month ago (29 children)

Later: why didn't you do the thing I asked?

The secret is: it's always your fault.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Oh I know. When you're raised by a narcissist with an obsession for controlling people, EVERYTHING is your fault. Never theirs.

Hey, did you know I'm responsible for my dads marriage failing, my school (a catholic elementary school) rejecting me (an athiest) for MC Hammer dancing in church (I was acting out a death scene portraying the lies of the church killing me), the holocaust, the dinosaurs dying, getting cancer, being fat as a 5 year old, my mom attempting suicide and going into a coma, having hearing problems, being born with the umbilical cord wrapped around my neck, my dad running himself over with his truck on a day I wasn't home, cats invading our home.....now granted I fully welcomed it, but I had nothing to do with it. Three of kittens LOVED me! And then he sent them to a kill shelter, because the no kill shelter was a 10 minute longer drive.

So yeah. I'm used to everything being my fault.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sir / Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

And the frosty machine being broken is my fault, I'm assuming?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Even so, it is Wend-ception, Wendy's all the way down...

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