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[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 month ago (21 children)

guys stop smelling your own piss just flush it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (10 children)

It's actually beneficial for controlling your health to monitor piss and poo. Not to obsessively investigate it. But just to know what's normal for you so you know when to worry.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Very much this. You don't have to eat all of it, a tablespoon or two to taste is enough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Is there another way besides scooping it from the bowl? I don’t like when the dirty toilet water touches my spoon

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