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[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 month ago (35 children)

Oooooh...

Sometimes my piss smells like sugar, but it often smells like a lot of things. Usually piss. Sometimes asparagus.

[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 month ago (21 children)

guys stop smelling your own piss just flush it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (10 children)

It's actually beneficial for controlling your health to monitor piss and poo. Not to obsessively investigate it. But just to know what's normal for you so you know when to worry.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hence the "poop shelf" which has taken over toilets in the last decade

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In what country? I saw them in Germany decades ago, but I haven't seen one in Australia yet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Go look at a Bunnings or Reece, 90% of their models since about 2018 have been with poop shelves. Granted, that does mean it will take a while before they're everywhere, but it's only a matter of time.

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