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[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 month ago (7 children)

A fart that serious wouldn't seem real, and that goes double if it appears that you unmuted specifically to make the noise. Just tell people it was a soundboard.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (5 children)

And now you're the person who has a massive fart on a soundboard, and you decided to randomly unmute yourself to show it off?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I have two on my sound board, but you do you

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