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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon goes to school with a menace (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago (8 children)

God damn, imagine beating your own meat that into it. I dont think I've ever been gruntin' and shit while jorkin'

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Try adding butt play into things. Seriously. Takes it to a whole new level.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's crazy to me that some men haven't shoved things in their ass. Like half of male sexual pleasure is up your butt.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Tried it. Felt like shit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Anything worth trying is worth trying 47 times

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