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[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I know this is just a "grass is always greener" because I am horridly burned out at my current gig and it's only getting worse, but damn, I'm really sitting here on my lunch break going "Yeah, gathering fish jizz sounds a whole lot better than going back into this hellhole".

On the other hand, you probably need some marine life education to become the cuddlefish jizzmopper that I certainly lack.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

nothing to stop you from buying an aquarium and becoming a hobbyist cuttlefish jizzmopper!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

They don't want to be a cuttlefish jizmopper. They want to be a cuddlefish jizmopper. Much cozier species.

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