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Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread (slrpnk.net)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (8 children)

As a combination cart pusher and cleaner for a supermarket, absolutely fuck anyone that doesn't return their cart or worse, throws it into a gardenbed

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

At least when they do, you can pretend you're Bubbles for a little bit?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I got white tees! White tees!

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