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I uh, avoid taking a cart, because I have a big ass reusable shopping bag. I'm not sure where that leaves me.
Wait, so you’re putting your unpaid items in the bag? I know there’s nothing inherently wrong with that but I’d be worried that someone would stop me or say something so I just hold on to mine until I check out.
There's only one store in my town that explicitly signs that I have to leave my backpack at the front desk but they haven't had the balls to tell me no, yet. I will just shop anywhere else the moment they as much as mention it to me.