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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (24 children)

I'm a fan of the Capitalist Realist Shopping Cart Theory, myself.

Putting shopping carts away is bad for society and you should stop doing it.

The reason is that putting a shopping cart away requires labor, labor requires a person to do it, and the person who has to do it is employed by the grocery store.

Thus, if enough people refuse to put their shopping carts back, enough excess labor will be generated at grocery stores around the country that they will be forced to hire more people to do it, creating jobs.

QED

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

something something glaziers fallacy.

Obviously this is a joke, but if it even sounded remotely plausible to anyone reading fix yourself.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

glaziers fallacy

TIL a new fallacy. I was joking just for the record, I called it "capitalist realist" specifically to try and indicate that it's the kind of thing you might believe only if you were extremely economics brained.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

yeah I figured you were, but it seemed like some people were actually engaging with it. As if make-work somehow made the line go up.

There's a fun joke:

2 economists are out walking. The first economist sees a pile of dog shit and says to the other, "I'll pay you $50 to eat that dog shit." So he does and gets paid $50. Later on, the second economist sees a pile of dog shit and says to the first, "I'll pay you $50 to eat that pile of dog shit." So he does and gets paid $50.

The first economist says, "I can't help but feel we just ate dog shit for nothing." "Nonsense," says the second economist, "We just contributed $100 to the economy."

Of course actual economists aren't this terrible, but the popular perception of economics/monetary theory is about this braindead.

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