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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

… Ranlar slowly rises from his wheelchair before collapsing under his own weight as his atrophied legs give out. Your party must now find a way to move him away from the orcs without using his newly healed legs, perhaps on a nearby chair with wheels.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I cast heal on my muscles to make them stronger than they were before, since I guess that's how it works now?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I do wonder about using it post-workout. Best version of juice ever?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have wondered about using it post... Other things. Do healing spells reduce your refractory period? Could someone get Ed Greenwood to weigh in on this?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I think the refractory period is a hormone response and not tissue damage/fatigue. It could be 'healed' in a similar way horniness, PMS, pregnancy, tiredness (but not the need for sleep), hunger, and moods can be 'healed'.

It could also be a peripheral autonomic feedback response, in which case it could be 'healed' in a similar way to suppressing automatic breathing, bowel movements, automatic reflexes, and possibly the fine tuning of balance.

Such a spell could porobably exist, alongside a suite of other weird spells that were likely developed first, like Calm Emotions or unnamed but almost guaranteed to exist contraceptive spells. Some debuff spells of a unique variety could be quite interesting too, with breathing suppression being the rare effect that would require an intelligence save.

A potion would probably be the cheaper option though; plain old erection juice should suffice.

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