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Don't follow your ex's (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (13 children)

My big ex left me for a rich guy customer she met at work selling high end watches, who dumped her a couple years later. She's now fat and alone at 40.

Her once traumatic "you know this hurts me too" parting line puts a smile on my face now. Sometimes following your exes is fun.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My ex ran her over the guy she dated after me with her car so bullet dodged...or car dodged i guess.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bet the sex was dope tho

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

ding ding

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Do you know if it was a Dodge you dodged?

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