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[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (16 children)

This is why you have a server running jellyfin qbittorent, Jackett, sonarr, radarr, all behind a good VPN.

Anon is obviously a noob and deserves the walkout.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (9 children)

The iPad with VLC works great for portability too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

But that means you use a Apple device so you are a noob and deserve the walkout.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What fantasy world do you live in? Any man who can pull out a simple apple machine and make everything work must be a normie and will win the hearts of many

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If she doesn’t like my slavish devotion to foss alongside my extensive collection of katanas then she’s simply not the one for me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

But is the sword design open hardware?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Yeah I was SSHing the movies to it directly from my server but I doubt you know what that is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh I guess I have to quit my job then :(

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I know this isn't a shitpost, but this reads like fake hacker speech lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I am an aspiring technical writer so I will take that as a compliment.

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