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Better option, go old school.
Don't use your phone alarm, buy an alarm clock. One with a very loud alarm that does not stop until you turn it off.
Place in your room as far away from the bed as possible, so that you have to get out to turn it off.
I used to do this when I was a kid. Then as I got older my body learned how to grab objects while still sleeping and throw them at the clock.
That's when I just got an alarm clock with a sound that would scare me half to death. Nothing wakes you up better than your heart rushing blood to your brain.
Im guessing your morning woods became morning brains