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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (5 children)

I’m more annoyed my mom keeps the oat milk out of the fridge for most of the day and wonders why it goes bad so quick. I usually bring my own when I visit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (4 children)

What that's crazy.

Although once I left bean dip in my purse overnight and still ate it the next day. It was fine.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You carry bean dip in your purse? Wanna be friends?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes I do. Sometimes also hot sauce and a hammer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Any time is hammer time.

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