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Anon wants to ride a zeppelin (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (9 children)

That particular one exploded because the US had an embargo against Nazi Germany for the much safer helium rather than famously combustible hydrogen

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is this why Nazis always have such deep voices in the movies?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Yes, this also resulted in the Germans having no sense of humour due to no funni voice gas

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