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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 117 points 7 months ago (22 children)

How do you accidentally have sex?

[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"Damn bro that ass is tight af. I wonder what you look like with the lights turned on, you handsome boy."

"I'm a woman, anon."

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